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"The Ten Commandments of The Internet"

1. I am the Lord thy Intel, though shalt not have pentium processors before Me.

2. Thou shalt not take the word of the boot in the chat room in vain.

3. Remember thou keep the internet log-on rate low on the Sabbath.

4. Honor thy Modem and thy Browser.

5. Thou shalt not phreak.

6. Thou shalt not neglect thy web page.

7. Thou shalt not take WaReZ.

8. Thou shalt not reveal thy neighbor's IP number.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's copyrights.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighber's counters.


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