What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.

Did you hear about the flasher that was thinking about retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.