White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton
walk in to the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties on his arm. Some
what used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went about their
daily tasks. The day wore on; several VIPs were ushered in and out of
the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important affairs of the
state.
Each one left with a puzzled expression on their face but no one dared
ask about the President's personal business. Finally, Betty Currie,
Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office between appointments and gently
closed the door behind her. "Mr. President," she said, "We've come to
expect many unusual things from you but we're all quite concerned that
you seem to be wearing a pair of woman's panties on your arm. Please
tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."
"Oh no," the President grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."
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