Make love, not war. - Hell, do both: get married! - Women's restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books. New York, New York.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.- Women's restore, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. - Mens Room, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! - Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.