A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate, so the driver eases over
onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle
where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and
exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups occurs. It's not very long
before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the
driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop.
"These are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde!
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