A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and
hold him for ransom. She went to the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, 'I've kidnapped you.'
She then wrote a note saying:
'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,
put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under
the pecan tree next to the slide on the north
side of the playground.
Signed,
A Blonde.'
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's
shirt and sent him home to show it to his
parents. The next morning the blonde checked,
and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the
bag and foundthe $10,000 with a note that said,
'How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?
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