There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided
to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in
and said:
"Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of
whores in India?"
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
"Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"
Sent in by Alex B.
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