"Your honor," a defense attorney began, "I have a series of
witnesses that can testify that Mr. Johnson was nowhere near
the scene of the crime when it occurred."
The judge looked at the defense table and said, "This is the
third time you've been in this court room this week, and I'm
getting sick of hearing your lies."
The defendant stood up with a confused expression and said,
"Your honor, you must be mistaken. I've never been here in
my life."
Waving his finger, the judge replied, "I was referring to
your lawyer."
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