Gang attack no laughing matter
HOBOKEN, NJ (DWPI) -- In an incident more at home in a Stephen King
novel, a New Jersey man was attacked and terrorized by a gang of
clowns. Vinnie Vincenzio was walking home from the bowling alley early
Sunday morning when he was mobbed. "I was walkin' home when I seen this
chopped pink Geo Tracker stop 50 feet ahead of me, and all these freaks
with big red lips, bulb noses, and fright wigs jumped out. There musta'
been 20 of 'em!" The victim reports that they pummeled him with rubber
chickens and giant plastic barbells, and repeatedly shook his hand with
painful "joy buzzers." Said Vincenzio, "You try having someone blow a
horn right in your ear. It was terrifying." Vincenzio is being treated
at a local hospital for minor seltzer burns.
