Word	Geek	Normal
Code	software instruction	cryptic message
Boot	load operating sys.	footwear
Virus	makes computer sick	makes you sick
Memory	data storage	retained ideas
News	Usenet	NBC/CNN/C-Span
Mail	electronic letters	bills/junk mail
FIDO	subnet	dog
Pen	pointing device	writing with ink thing
Slip	external comm.	a fall/undergarment
Tip	open line for comm.	$$ for waiters/waitresses
Mouse	pointing device	rodent
Screen
terminal face	metal mesh
Spool	swap device	thing that holds thread
Thread	code structure method	stuff on spools
OOP	C++	a booboo
Ports	serial, parallel....	place where ships dock
Floppy	removeable disk	limp
Hard drive	fixed disk	difficult trip
Windows	GUI nightmare	cleaning nightmare
Root	sysadm	bottom part of plant
Smalltalk	programming language	chit chat

Sent in by Zach