Having passed on, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a room filled
with clocks. Each clock turned at a different speed and was labeled with
the name of a different occupation. After examining all of the clocks, the
lawyer turned to the devil and said, "I have two questions, First why does
each clock move at a different speed?" The devil replied, 'They turn at the
rate at which that occupation sins on the earth. What is your second
question?" The lawyer asked where the lawyer's clock was, as he couldn't
seem to find it. The devil looked puzzled, then his face brightened and he
replied, "Oh, we keep that one in the workshop. It's used as a fan."
