I think the electricity between you and me is throwing off the experiment.

I like your Maxwell's Equations t-shirt. I'd like it even better on my bedroom floor.

I'll see what I can do about your grade. (TA's only)

You know what they say about the size of man's calculator.

I make excellent use of my hard drive.

I hear the junior physics laboratory is gorgeous by moonlight.

I always carry protection--You never know when a pen might leak.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later.