A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the East End
of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked "What can I get you to drink, sir"?
The gentleman responded, "Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once,
didn't like it, and never tried it again".
The bartender was a bit perplexed, but being a friendly, outgoing sort,
he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered the gentleman a cigarette.
The gentleman refused, saying, "I tried smoking once, didn't like it,
and never did it again. The point is, I wouldn't be in here at all, except
that I'm waiting for my son".
The bartender retorted, "Your only child, I presume?"
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