Ways to Tell a Redneck is Working at a Computer...
* The mouse is referred to as a critter.
* The keyboard is camouflaged.
* There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
* The password is BUBBA.
* The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
* Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
* The printer goes real slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
* Extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
* Menus all have Budweiser and Old Milwaukee options.
* The monitor is up on blocks.
* Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.
* Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
* Screen saver is Ned Beatty playing Dueling Banjos.
* The six front keys have rotted out.
* John Deere pocket protectors.
