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Remember some of the other Microsoft acquisitions of the past??

CORPORATE MERGER ROCKS AMERICA -- NEW MEANING TO "MAC ATTACK"

It is rumored that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft and the recent winner of the Forbes "World's Richest Man Contest", (by way of the fact that he owns 1/3 of ALL the money on the planet) may be considering a merger that could result in his acquisition of even more money. While we have not been able to confirm this, highly placed sources suggest that Microsoft plans on branching out into the food service industry by the outright purchase of all of the McDonalds' stock in the world. This possible joining of these two corporate giants would have to be the largest merger in financial history.

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Frumious Bandersnatch


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