They are on holiday for the first time in 5 years
They are in the cellars conducting the rituals to keep the machines running
They are in hospital suffering from an overdose of caffeine
Stuck in a lift shaft pulling network cable to another floor
(S)he's busy installing xfishtank on the main fileserver.
Is on the phone trying to talk his wife out of buying a house without ISDN
(S)he's sitting under the desk, hysterical at what the (l)user just asked.
(S)he's at the pub, coz it's all *too* much.
(S)he resigned in disgust five minutes ago.
On some floor, in some wiring closet, trying to fix things
