...two meteorologists, struggling with severe weather, in:
You've Got Hail!

...two blind people, falling in love over dots on a page, in:
You've Got Braille!

...a petty crim and his defence lawyer, going to court, in:
You've Got Bail!

...and the heart-wrenching sequel, after he blows it:
You've Got Gaol!

...two American high school students, waiting for their College entrance results, in:
You've Got Yale!

...and their blurry initiation to the world of fraternities, in:
You've Got Ale!

...and comparing results after a stormy freshman year, in:
You've Got Fail!

...two Knights from the Court of King Arthur, donning their armour, in:
You've Got Mail!

...and return victorious from their lifelong quest in:
You've Got Grail!

...two old people, meeting again after so many years, in:
You've Got Frail!

...Captain Ahab and Moby Dick, in:
You've Got Whale!

...two lovers, eating escargot in a French restaurant, in:
You've Got Snail!

...two lusers, getting online for the first time, in:
You've Got AOL!

...two geologists, fall in love over a piece over sedimentary rock, in:
You've Got Shale!

...Charles Darwin and a monkey, arguing about evolution, in:
You've Got Tail!

...two yachtsmen, setting out on a leisurely cruise, in:
You've Got Sail!

...and the frightening sequel when the weather turns nasty, in:
You've Got Gale!

...and as the water level rises, they fight to stay afloat, in:
You've Gotta Bail!

...two female gymnasts, barred from the Sydney Olympics, when their hormone tests come back, in:
You've Got Male!

...two loaves of bread, left on the shelf for too long, in:
You've Got Stale!

...Jack and Jill, going up the hill, in:
You've Got Pail!

...two tycoons, forging the link to the West, in:
You've Got Rail!

...two S&M fetishists, taking their sport to new extremes, in:
You've Got Flail!

...a bride and her dressmaker, adding the final touches, in:
You've Got Veil!

...George and Barbara Bush, coping with poor preselection, in:
You've Got Quayle!

...Hansel and Gretel, finding their way home, in:
You've Got Trail!

...a Nazi soldier greeting his Fuhrer, in:
You've Got Heil!

...a car-dealer and his customer, agreeing on a price, in:
You've Got Sale!

...twelve notes, separated by semitones, in:
You've Got Scale!

...PhD students, compiling an enormous list of stupid puns, in:
We Got Bored.