Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay......but you look so sad. Why??"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went into the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So,how's that going to help you get a man?"

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters!"