you believe Unix/Linux is the most superior operating system out there.

you e-mail yourself notes rather than writing them...
...and you can justify the advantages of doing so.
...or you actually reply to the note.

you can program in more languages than you can speak.

you refer to your computer as a friend.

you can talk to your computer without being sarcastic or raising your voice.

you talk to your computer the way most people talk to their significant other.

you use old CD-ROMs as coasters...
...and you've collected a matching set for every room in your house.

with the exception of the blood-sucking part, you have the same basic characteristics as a vampire.

(7 out of 12 isn't bad. Mark)