A blonde walks in to a coffee shop, and orders a cup of coffee. She looks
on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab
and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says,"That's impossible. The biggest prize given
away was a mini van!" The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a
motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You
couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a
prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor
home!" The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
"WIN A BAGEL."
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