A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger
had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out
of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at
the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the
officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm
saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and
turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. "Yes,"
nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" asked the officer. The monkey pinched his fingers together
and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly. "They were smoking
marijuana too?" said the officer. "Yes," nodded the Monkey. "What else?"
queried the officer.
The monkey made a sexual sign with his fingers "So they were playing
around too!?" asked the astounded officer. "Yes," nodded the monkey. "Now
wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and playing around
before they wrecked the car?" "Yes," the Monkey nodded. "What were you
doing during all this?" asked the Officer. "Driving," motioned the monkey.
(sent in by Craig Neal)
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