And whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word "lisp"?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?...(and lawyers, I might add.)

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?

Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Sent in by Elinor I. Munoz