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John Cleese was on American TV recently and was asked for the difference between English and American people.

In reply he said that there were three differences:

1. We speak English and you don't.

2. When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries.

3. When you meet the head of state in England, you only have to go down on one knee.

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