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New Domain Names
Given the growing shortage of top level domain names and the almost complete depletion of the ".Com" Domain for any legitimate word, the governing body of the internet (Anyones guess who that may be) has determined that new top level domain names need to be invented.

.bill
Informs you that Microsoft has bought this company and will be checking your hard drive for pirated software that you were only "borrowing" from your friend.

.slow
Based in a distant country with no T3 lines. Also can be used by students hosting web sites from their dorms.

.spam
Sites which offer to sell you everything you don't want

.geek
Assumes you know what all the acronyms mean

.aol
Assumes you DON'T know what all the acronyms mean

.crash
Has downloads which will crash your system

.sex
Sites which claim to have teenage girls waiting to do whatever you want, but are run by old guys. This should make it easier than Net Nanny to block it from those young prying eyes.

.cnt
Counter sites, who's only purpose is to give someone credit for sending you someplace you didn't want to go

.404
Sites that stopped maintaining their servers in 1996 and somehow managed to stay in the records of Yahoo and AltaVista

.prez
Automatically identifies that the subject matter is scandalously related to the president and MonicaGate.

.trek
Contains audio files of William Shatner

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See ".spam" above

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