"The administration said this week that Clinton wants to enlist the help of Hollywood to fight the war on drugs. Hollywood is already consuming more than half the drugs available," says Jay Leno.

"We used to take acid. Now we take antacid." -- Jerry Jeff Walker laments how the aging process changes one's recreational drug of choice, 1991

"The antidrinking and antidrug people always play that goody-goody thing. It makes us crazy. Being stone cold sober all the time is not an easy-listening thing to do. As a matter of fact, it's damn anti-social. 'Just say no' is stupid. It should be, 'Just say no, you boring, hippie throwback.'" -- magicians Penn & Teller