The cleaning crew was cleaning the lobby of an impressive hotel. They
cleaned around a guest who had apparently imbibed a bit too much, to
the point where he was sprawled across several chairs, his clothes were in
disarray, and he was moaning gently. They went on and cleaned the rest
of the hotel, and as they were ending their shift 8 hours later, Joe
(one of the crew) noticed the drunk hadn't moved.
Joe thought about it and decided to check further. He went to the man
and nudged him a bit. The man moaned.
Joe asked, "Hey man, how long you been here?"
The man moaned some more, obviously in great pain, and mumbled, "Since
last night."
Joe, thinking he should get the man to his room, asked, "Hey, where
you from?"
The man moaned again, and croaked, " the balcony."
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