*A sad Arizonian once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me,
cuz I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old."
*A visitor to Arizona once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?" A
rancher quickly answered "Yes, it does. Do you remember that part in the Bible
where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied, "Yes,
I'm familiar with Noah's flood." "Well," the rancher puffed up, we got about
two and a half inches of that."
