A Newfoundland family took a vacation to Toronto. One day, the father took
his son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything they
saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked,
"What's this, Paw?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything
like this in my life, I don't know what it is!" While the boy and his
father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel
chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and
the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls
light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse
direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman
stepped out. The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your Maw."
