Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day.
Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these
candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
And by the way:
Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed
Beethoven.