An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend one's time with a wife or mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed spending time with his mistress, because of the
passion and the mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?" the others asked.
"Yeah," said the engineer. "If you have a wife and a mistress, they will
each assume you're spending time with the other, and you can go the lab
and get some work done."
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