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Computer Report Form

  1. Describe your problem:
  ______________________________________________________
  ______________________________________________________

  2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
  ______________________________________________________
  ______________________________________________________

  3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
  ______________________________________________________
  ______________________________________________________

  4. Problem severity:
    A. Minor
    B. Minor
    C. Minor
    D. Trivial

  5. Nature of the problem:
    A. Locked Up ___
    B. Frozen ___
    C. Hung __
    D. Strange Smell __

  6. Is your computer plugged in?  Yes __ No __

  7. Is it turned on?  Yes __ No __

  8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?  Yes __ No __

  9. Have you made it worse?  Yes __

  10. Have you had a friend who "knows all about computers " try to fix it for you ?  Yes__ No__

  11. Did they make it even worse?  Yes __

  12. Have you read the manual?  Yes__ No__

  13. Are you sure you've read the manual?  Maybe __ No__

  14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?  No__

  15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

  16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself:
  ______________________________________________________
  ______________________________________________________

  17. What were you doing with your computer when the problem occurred?
  ______________________________________________________
  ______________________________________________________

  18. If you answered  'nothing' then explain why you were logged in:
  ______________________________________________________
  ______________________________________________________

  19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

  20. Does the clock on your VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR__

  21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

  22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

  23. Do you have any electronic products that DO work? Yes __ No__

  24. Is there anyone else that you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

  25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

  26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet __

  27 Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__


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