Two guys at a convention get totally drunk the night before a big golf
match. During the match the two half-bombed characters manage to stay even
with their opponents through seventeen holes. On the eighteenth, by some
miracle, they are in a position to win the match if one of them can sink
his seven foot putt.
The man sets up to putt with his feet wide apart. He draws his putter
back. Just then a big black dog, chasing a squirrel, comes running across
the green, the dog goes right between the guy's legs, and out the other
side and runs off the green. The guy never flinches but strokes the ball
into the hole for the win!
His partner goes wild shouting "I have never seen such total
concentration. How you managed to drop that putt with that dog running
between your legs ..." "Oh", says his partner, "Was that a REAL DOG!!!!
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