A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for
the haircut but the barber refused saying "I cannot accept money from you,
for you are a good man - you do God's work." The next morning the barber
found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused
payment saying "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man -
you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen
doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused
payment saying "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man -
you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen
more lawyers waiting for a haircut.
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