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Work Place Hazardous Materials

Material Safety Data Sheet

Element:

Woman

Symbol:

WO

Discoverer:

Adam

Atomic Mass:

Accepted as 118lbs but known to vary from 110 to 550lbs.

Occurance:

Copious Quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:

  1. Surfase usually covered with paint film.
  2. Boils at nothing, freezes without warning.
  3. Melts if given special treatment.
  4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
  5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
  6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties:

  1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones.
  2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
  3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no know reason.
  4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
  5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

  1. Hightly ornamental, especially to sports cars.
  2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

Tests:

  1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
  2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

  1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
  2. Illegal to own more than one.


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