The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of
marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let
your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should
always wear something."
"Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.
Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new
husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear,
has there ever been any insanity in your family?"
"Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?
"Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night
you've worn that silly hat to bed."
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