A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's
duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said
another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she
said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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