Computer Language English Language
1. Log on Make the wood stove hotter
2. Log off Don't add no more wood
3. Monitor Keep an eye on that wood stove
4. Download Getting the firewood off the truck
5. Floppy disk What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
6. Ram The thing that splits the firewood
7. Hard Drive Getting home in the winter
8. Prompt What the mail ain't in the winter
9. Window What to shut when it's cold outside
10. Screen What to shut in black fly season
11. Byte What the black flies do
12. Bit What the black flies did
13. Mega Byte What the BIG black flies do
14. chip Munchies for TV
15. Micro Chip What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
16. Modem What you did to the hay fields
17. Dot matrix Old Dan Matrix's wife
18. Lap top Where the kitty sleeps
19. Software The dumb plastic knives at fast food chains
20. hardware The real stainless steel cutlery
21. Mouse What eats the grain in the barn
22. Main frame What holds the barn up
23. Enter City talk for - "come on in, eh"
24. Web What a spider makes
25. Web site The barn or the attic
26. Cursor Someone who swears
27. Search Engine What you do when the car dies
28. Screen Saver A repair kit for the torn window screen
29. Home Page A map you keep on you in case you get lost
30. Upgrade Steep hill
31. Server The person at the ABC what brings the food
32. Mail Server The guy at the ABC what brings the food
33. MSDOS Some new disease they discovered
34. Sound Card One of them birfday cards that plays music
35. User The neighbour who keeps borrowing stuff
