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The Female Stages of Life

   
AGE        DRINK 
17         Wine Coolers 
25         White wine 
35         Red wine 
48         Dom Perignon 
66         Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser 
   
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 
17         Need to wash my hair 
25         Need to wash and condition my hair 
35         Need to color my hair 
48         Need to have Francois color my hair 
66         Need to have Francois color my wig 
   
FAVORITE SPORT 
17         Shopping 
25         Shopping 
35         Shopping 
48         Shopping 
66         Shopping 
   
DRUG 
17         Shopping 
25         Shopping 
35         Shopping 
48         Shopping 
66         Shopping 
   
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 
17         "Burger King" 
25         "Free meal" 
35         "A diamond" 
48         "A bigger diamond" 
66         "Home Alone" 
   
FAVORITE FANTASY 
17         Tall, dark and handsome 
25         Tall, dark and handsome with money 
35         Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 
48         A man with hair 
66         A man 
   
HOUSE PET 
17         Muffy the cat 
25         Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 
35         Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 
48         Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 
66         Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat 
  
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 
17         17 
25         25 
35         35 
48         48 
66         66 
   
IDEAL DATE 
17         He offers to pay 
25         He pays 
35         He cooks breakfast the next morning 
48         He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 
66         He can chew breakfast


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