The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

" Oy Morris ", said grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? "

Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " Lost I wasn't.....I was just too tired to walk home."