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TOP TEN SURPRISES IN WINDOWS '98

10.You get $10 off if you voluntarily give them your soul, but it's full price    if they have to force it out of you.

9.It is still possible to fix a sandwich and something to drink while waiting    for Start Up.

8.When you peel off the label on the CD, there's Window'95 label under it.

7.To open Netscape : Press ctrl d, alt 4, tab, tab, spell Nebraska backwards    and press enter, enter your gender, compose a 500-word essay....

6.Entering "Department of Justice" into Organization Field during setup will    crash system

5.New app monitors Bill Gates's wealth for you to see

4.Mix-up in shipping department sends a dog named "Bowser" with every copy

3.A $1 off coupon for Mrs Smith's cream pie with Bill's home address on back

2.Includes sample bugs from upcoming Windows 2000 !

1.Surgeon General has put a warning on Solitaire that repeated use may be    habit forming.


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