She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make the call all over again."

He says, "What do you want from my life? Give me back the party."

She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to place the call again."

He says, "Operator, you know what? Take the telephone and shove it in you-know-where!" And he hangs up.

Two days later he opens the door and there are two big, strapping guys standing there who say, "We came to take your telephone out."

He says, "Why?

"They say, "Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago. But if you'd like to call up and apologise, we'll leave the telephone here."

He says, "Wait a minute, What's the rush, What's the hurry?" He goes to the telephone and dials. "Hello? Get me Operator 28. Hello, Operator 28? Remember me? Two days ago I insulted you? I told you to take the telephone and shove it in you-know-where?"

She says, "Yes?"

He says, "Well, get ready -- they're bringin' it to you!"