According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men
are just grateful.
-Jay Leno
Men look at women the way men look at cars. Everyone looks at Ferraris.
Now and then we like a pickup truck, and we all buy station wagons.
-Tim Allen
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,
"I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-Jerry Seinfield
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
(sent in by Craig Neal)
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