This call came into Work on Wednesday Night....Thank God I didn't get it.

First the Premise...about 20 minutes before this call, there was a message left on our Voice Mail...something about a beam. Having no Idea what the Woman was talking about, or understanding who it was, the call was left alone.

This was the actual call that came into our Accounting Department (transposed as best I could from the sheer laughter of the person who took it)

> Hello...

Hello, I am one of your customers, can I please talk to Technical Support?

> I am sorry, they are on the Phone, Can I take a message?

Well...Maybe you can help me, I just have a quick question about computers.

> OK, I'll see if I can Help.

Allright, my husband was looking into the Beam of Light in the CD ROM. He then had kind of a seizure and is lying on the floor unconscious. I was wondering if this was normal.

> Pardon??!!!

As I said, My husband was looking into the Beam of Light in the CD ROM. He then had kind of a seizure and is lying on the floor unconscious. I was wondering if this was normal. I figured since you were computer whizzes, you might know. I had left a message with your Tecnical Support about twenty minutes ago, but I could not wait any longer for them to answer.

> Ma'am, if this is a medical Emergency, maybe you should contact a Doctor....

Oh, I don't know about that, I mean, I am sure that this is a normal occurence.

> A beam of light causing a seizure is not a normal occurrence!

Oh, should I call someone then?

> Yes, Please call a Doctor immediately!

Oh, all right, thank you for your time