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Misc. Signs
On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
" No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted "

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek):
" Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice "

A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race
" Let's see who can go downhill the fastest "

Sign in King's Canyon in California.
" Slow Parking Ahead "

MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...

A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:

restrooms
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Please wait for hostess to seat you.

Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
" Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm "
" Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm "

Seen in a health food store:
" Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot "

" Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense "

I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant, the sign read:
" Women are not served here... You have to bring your own "

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