Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
All polar bears are left-handed
If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear
39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles
80 percent of employed men wear spectacles
Work stuffs up your eyesight
All dogs are animals
All cats are animals
Therefore, all dogs are cats
A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of falling pregnant
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