Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.
You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as
humans. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above
the Rocky mountains. I really can do that?" "So be it," says St. Peter,
and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this
week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no
way we can keep track of what you're doing. The week's a freebie." "In
that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes
by, the computer is fixed, and God tells St. Peter to recall the two
priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first
one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies,
flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more
difficult."
"Why?" asked God.
St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow tire somewhere in North Dakota".
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