How to form your very own Silicon Valley corporation.
Step 1: Go to Menlo Park. Find a tree.
Step 2: Shake the tree. A venture capitalist will fall out.
Step 3: Before the venture capitalist regains its wits, recite the following
incantation:
"Internet! Electronic Commerce! Distributed Enterprise-Enabled
Applications! Java!"
Step 4: The venture capitalist will give you four million dollars.
Step 5: In 18 months, go public.
Step 6: After you receive your cheque, go back to Menlo Park.
