When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in a movie
theatre, he walked over and whispered, "I'm sorry, sir, but you're allowed
only a single seat." The man moaned, but did not budge. "Sir," the user
said more loudly, "if you don't move, I'll have to call a manager." The
man moaned again but stayed where he was. The usher left, and returned
with the manager, who, after several more attempts at dislodging the
fellow, called the police. The cop took a look at the reclining man and
said, "All right, boyo, what's your name?"
