A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar
in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes,
when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:
"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, you jerk.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does
a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person ...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor. "
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes
up,"You stay out of this, mister. I'm talking to that little idiot on your
knee!"
