A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is
concerned "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says "I'll look
for a bug". He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug
"AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss army
knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds "How was your
room?", "How was the service?", "How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says "Well, the room under you complained of the
chandelier falling on them!"
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